there was a lizard in the shower so i said hello to it and the person showering next to me was like “hi??” i wasn’t sure whether to carry on the conversation or be like sorry i was talking to a lizard
"Alright. Every band always tells you to raise your middle finger, for fuck this, fuck that. But we think thats boring. We want you to hold up your ring finger, because there is some one out there in this world that wants to sleep next to you every night." - Patrick Stump
how can you just throw patrick stump across a coliseum goddamn.
GOIGN TO RALK ABOUT HIS THIGHS
Zac Efron can’t stop swearing on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon